A couple of deaf teenagers are parked up at lookout point. They engage in some necking and then heavy petting. Then the boy wants to go all the way. The girl stops him before he can get that far and in sign language tells him that she is not going all the way unless he uses a condom. Since he doesn't have any condoms, they drive back into town and he pulls up to an all night drug store.
After about ten minutes the boy returns to the car and tells the girl that he can't seem to get the night clerk to understand what he wants and since the condoms are under the counter he can't show him either. So again he pleads with the girl to reconsider. She still refuses to have sex without a condom, so the boy goes back into the drug store.
Fifteen minutes later the boy returns to the car in utter frustration, starts the car and in sign language tells the girl he is taking her home.
"What's wrong," asks the girl in sign language.
"I've given up," says the boy in sign language " I tried everything I could think of to convey what I wanted, and then finally in frustration I slammed a five dollar bill on the counter, unzipped my fly , laid my penis on the counter and then pointed at the five dollar bill and then at my penis."
"Then what happened," asked the girl in sign language."
"Then the clerk plunked five dollars down on the counter, unzipped his fly, laid his penis on the counter and since his penis was bigger than mine he took the ten dollars and put it in his pocket," responded the boy in sign language.