A young engineering student is walking on campus one day when his buddy, who is studying to be a programmer, rides up on a shiny new bicycle.
"Where did you get such a rockin' bike?" asked the engineer.
The programmer replied "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful young woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want.'"
The engineer nodded approvingly "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit anyway."