The Captain noticed that when one of the crew members would take his break he would get a snack and then go out to one of the lifeboats and climb under the cover rather than take his break with the rest of the crew in the galley. After about a week the Captain went out to the lifeboat and looked inside. There was a pretty young oriental girl.
"What are you doing in there?" said the Captain.
"I'm sorry," says the girl," but my mother is very sick in Japan and I couldn't afford the passage to go and see her. So when I met this nice sailor in Seattle who offered to sneak me aboard his ship and hide me in this lifeboat, I knew my prayers had been answered. He has been bringing me food and water for almost a week. He is so nice, please don't punish him."
"And what is he getting for all this trouble?" says the Captain.
"Well," says the girl, "he has been screwing me."
"He sure as hell has," says the Captain "this is the Bremerton Ferry."