A young guy named Phil, who is just out of high school, enlists in the Navy. Like all the other recruits he has been confined to the base all during his basic training. Then they are told that they have one liberty before they ship out for a three month cruise. All of the other sailors have lined up dates for one last fling before they ship out.
Phil doesn't know any girls in the area and has always been too shy to pick up girls. However, he certainly doesn't want to have to tell all his shipmates that he spent his liberty on base at the library or watching television in the barracks. So he takes his car into town and looks for a hooker. By the time Phil gets into town the only hooker he can find is a seasoned vetran, who is easily three times his age. However, Phil is a man on a mission and he will not go back without a story.
Since Phil's only experiences in high school had been some light petting in his car, he picks up the old hooker and takes her up to Lookout Point. After fondling her sagging breasts for a few minutes he goes south and slips in his finger. After a few seconds of this the hooker says "Sony that's nowhere near enough." At this Phil slips in a second finger, but the hooker is still complaining that its isn't enough. Next he puts in his entire hand, and begins working it up to the wrist.
Starting to move around a little, the old hooker says "That's better, but I could still go for more."
At this point Phil sticks in both hands and shoves them in almost to the elbow.
"Now clap," says the hooker with a smile.
"I can't" says Phil.
"Tight isn't it?" the old hooker says proudly..