Four girls go to confession and the priest says: "I'm sorry but I am very busy today so we will do a collective session. And let's cut out the light stuff and get down to business. Anybody touch a penis this week?"
The first girl looks down bashfully and says: "I did - with my finger only". The priest says: "Put it in holy water".
The second girl admits she has got her hand around one. "Put the hand in holy water".
The third girl, without further ado also moves toward the holy water. The priest says: "Hold it. What's with you?" The girl says: "Just getting a quick mouth wash before Maria washes her ass."