Two teenage boys were talking as they were doing their chores on the farm. The first boy asks the second if he has seen the big tent they have put up in the pasture of the adjacent farm.
"Yea," says the second boy "it's for a revival meeting. In fact I went there with my folks and my uncle Jack."
"How was it?" asks the first boy.
"Well it took us a while to get into the tent from where we parked the car, cause my uncle is crippled you know. Then part way through the service the preacher asked if there was anyone who wanted to be cured and my uncle Jack raised his hand, cause he's crippled you know. So after we helped my uncle get up on stage, the preacher laid his hand on my uncle and told him to heal."
"Then what happened?" said the first boy.
"Then," responded the second boy "the most amazing thing happened, my uncle Jack threw one of his crutches away, he's crippled you know."
"Then what happened?" said the first boy.
"Well," said the second boy the preacher got down on his knees and all the people prayed even harder and shouted halallua as loud as they could."
"Then what happened?" said the first boy.
"Then," said the second boy, "my uncle threw his other crutch away."
"Wow then what happened?" said the first boy.
"Then he fell on his ass," said the second boy ", he's crippled you know."