Lem had been dating Suzie May for several weeks but had not been able to get to first base with her. One evening after he had taken her home he stopped by the diner for a cup of coffee and a piece of pie. As he was finishing his pie, he saw J.R. Stevens come into the dinner and sit in a booth nearby. Knowing that J.R. had a reputation as a ladies man, Lem took his coffee and went to sit down with J.R.
"Could you give me some advice on how to handle girls, I don't seem to have the knack," said Lem.
"Tell me how a typical date goes with you Lem," said J.R.
"Well I usually take them to a movie at the Palace and maybe a burger at the drive-in. Then I drive up to Lookout Point and makes my move," said Lem, "but I always strike out."
"You just cant make your move that fast," said J.R..,"You need to woo her a little first. Give her a complement about her hair, her clothes or even how nice she smells. Yea, chicks always like you to show interest in them and complement them so ask her what kind of perfume she wears and tell her how much you like it on her."
So on his next date with Suzie May, Lem goes up to Lookout Point as usual but instead of making his move he says "Suzie May what is that you have on?"
Suzie May is very impressed and says "Why its Channel Number Five."
"Well it sure smells nice on you," says Lem.
Feeling that she should return the complement Suzie May says "Lem what is that you have on?"
Lem thinks for a moment then responds "Well I have a hard on, but I didn't know you could smell it clear over there."