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Bar & Restaurant Jokes

The jokes below have been annotated by an asterisk (*) for those which have language you may find offensive, a double asterisk (**) for those which are risque, and a triple asterisk (***) for those which may not be suitable for mixed company. Those jokes without annotation are suitable for general audiences and usually most appropriate for speaking engagements.

  1. Cowboy Saloon*
  2. Efficient Restaurant*
  3. Small Voices
  4. The Old Bar Fly*
  5. Make it a Triple*
  6. Bad Service*
  7. The Bar Bully
  8. Monkey in the Bar
  9. Made in the USA
  10. Piano Player's Monkey
  11. Trained Alligator*
  12. The Music Man
  13. Who Was That Woman?
  14. You Look Familiar
  15. Stop the Music**
  16. Got the Message*
  17. Three Drinks Please
  18. Putting on the Squeeze
  19. Bear in the Bar
  20. Too Drunk to Drive
  21. I'll Take that Bet*
  22. Sea Stories
  23. A Tiff with Riley
  24. You Need Help
  25. Genie with a Hearing Problem
  26. Duck in the Bar
  27. Tough Times
  28. Let's Cut to the Chase*
  29. Telepathic Watch*
  30. Blind Man's Bluff
  31. Keeping Myself Pure
  32. Sheep Country*
  33. Got any Water?
  34. An Honest Answer
  35. Made to Order
  36. Do as You Wish
  37. You've Been Drinking Again
  38. Honest Abe
  39. Drinking Bet
  40. Serious Condition
  41. Cold and Lonely
  42. A Good Old Boy
  43. Under the Influence
  44. Take Another Drink
  45. Big Break
  46. Military Macho

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