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Animal Jokes

The jokes below have been annotated by an asterisk (*) for those which have language you may find offensive, a double asterisk (**) for those which are risque, and a triple asterisk (***) for those which may not be suitable for mixed company. Those jokes without annotation are suitable for general audiences and usually most appropriate for speaking engagements.

  1. World's Fastest Dog*
  2. A Special Frog*
  3. Trained Alligator**
  4. Watering Your Camel*
  5. The Frog and the Engineer
  6. The Profane Parrot
  7. Crime Doesn't Pay
  8. The Pet Rabbit
  9. Smart Dogs
  10. Dogs will be Dogs**
  11. A Whale of a Good Time**
  12. Fleas in Florida**
  13. A Frog in the Bank
  14. Stick to the Script**
  15. Stop the Music**
  16. We can Rebuild Him*
  17. Outrageous Vet Bill
  18. Monkey in the Bar*
  19. Dolphin Research
  20. Piano Player's Monkey*
  21. A Lot of Bull*
  22. Stupid Horse*
  23. Duck in the Bar
  24. Cat in Heaven
  25. Monkey Business
  26. Christmas Parrot
  27. Dogs and Cats
  28. She'll Never Know
  29. Sniffer Dog

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